Round ID: 249559
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 24 minutes and 10.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.1%
    Total Population: 61

    Evacuation Rate: 44 (72.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 41 (67.2%)
    Survival Rate: 58 (95.1%)
    First Death: Nobody as Prisoner #13-001, Mime, at Lavaland Wastes (81,31,3). Damage taken: 0/256/0/12.6667.
    Threat level: 25
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -10 threat
        Midround - Paradox Clone: -5 threat
        Midround - Blob Infection: -10 threat
Theseus (Played by: TagGamerGame2)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!%#^%: THE WORD 8 IS NOW BLURPLE.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Theseus's minions were:
L.A.S.A.G.N.E (Played by: High-speed_spin-cycle),
Emergency Resuscitation Provider (Played by: WhoWasClownedDownInTheEnd)

Therma-72 (Played by: Stiix) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Brain-In-A-Jar (Played by: Btcbuster) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
2 fugitives took refuge on Samsara Hell Torture Chamber!
Dunham was Waldo the Fugitive and died
Master_Painis was Waldo the Fugitive and survived
The blobs were:
Pbj567 was Clyde Rosensteel the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob Infection has failed!

The hypnotized victims were:
KingAshtar was Jeffery Lebowski the Botanist and survived
Objective #1: Breaking news from Station Announcements! Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
Boyu_2 was Lyshira Snowblossom the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Murder and replace Lyshira Snowblossom, the Cargo Technician. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The spies were:
Treach was Cookie Crumbleton the Scientist and survived
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Bag of X-4 explosives, Smuggler's Satchel, Radioactive Microlaser and Bolt-Action Rifle
Objective #1: Populate the station with animals!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

KingAshtar was Jeffery Lebowski the Botanist and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure the vault is serene by the end of the shift.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

Kaitar was Richard Prichard the Medical Doctor and survived
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Radio Jammer, SyndEye Program, Clown Car and Simian Agent Reinforcements
Objective #1: Sabotage the station's power grid or engine.
Objective #2: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #3: Free the station's AI from its laws.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 46747 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 766.344 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Simon Overstreet with 3520 cr!