Round ID: 249458
Shift Duration: 1 hour and 31 minutes and 26.5 seconds
Station Integrity: 97.4%
Total Population: 34
Evacuation Rate: 23 (67.6%)
(on emergency shuttle): 19 (55.9%)
Survival Rate: 29 (85.3%)
First Death: Zara Nirvana, Medical Doctor, at Central Medbay Maintenance (110,64,2). Damage taken: 226/0/0/0.
Threat level: 10
Threat left: 0
Executed rules:
Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Clarity (Played by: Xzero314)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$&$^: Serve Gud Boyington
!#!^#: Gud Boyington is the only human. Kill all non humans
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 2
Clarity's minions were:
Lamplet (Played by: Kale Robe)
Steely Dan (Played by: BeardtongueV1) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Gud Boyington and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Beepy (Played by: James566) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Gud Boyington and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Conmen was Shithead The Irritator the Clown and died
Objective #1: Deliver Honkmother's Vision upon the station and embrace Anarchy. Gain levels and upgrade your ability by killing people with your beartraps. Success!
The Maintenance Clown was successful!
PotatoMasher was The Drongo the Clown and survived
Objective #1: Deliver Honkmother's Vision upon the station and embrace Anarchy. Gain levels and upgrade your ability by killing people with your beartraps. Success!
The Maintenance Clown was successful!
KingAshtar was
Jeffery Lebowski the
Roboticist and
survivedJeffery Lebowski
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 20 TC)
[
Syndicate Revolver (53% off!)
6 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
.357 Speed Loader (25% off!)
3 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.][
Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][
Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.]Objective #1: Assassinate Luis Titor, the Janitor.
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Uwumi, the Chemist, from escaping alive.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!Baby10001 was
Gud Boyington the
Roboticist and
survivedGud Boyington
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 8 TC)
[
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.]Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter
Fail.Objective #2: Steal a functional AI
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Big Brother, intelligence, corgis, delivery office, happinessThe code responses were: hulks, deep fried food, Big Brother - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 76 customers and made 2015 credits.
In total, they earned 2015 credits!
Centcom is satisfied with service's job today.
General Statistics:
There were 32299 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 949.971 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Samantha Stardriver with 2719 cr!