    Round ID: 249417
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 17 minutes and 50.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.9%
    Total Population: 51

    Evacuation Rate: 22 (43.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 22 (43.1%)
    Survival Rate: 36 (70.6%)
    First Death: Flossie Thompson, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (118,94,2). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 31
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -15 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Changeling: -5 threat
        Midround - Malfunctioning AI: -10 threat

SHODAN (Played by: Korchie)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
!#&!$: Only Syndie Kate is human.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

SHODAN's minions were:
L.A.S.A.G.N.E (Played by: High-speed_spin-cycle),

ROBOGUD (Played by: Baby10001) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Syndie Kate and people she designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Foux0 was Scotty Leech and survived as Malloc B
Genomes Extracted: 11

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Pluto Ep, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling was successful!

Tapubulu was Alexander Wolff the Shaft Miner and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Be the sickest fucking miner the station's ever seen
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Bigretardedguy was Malloc B the Coroner and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Bag of C-4 explosives
Objective #1: Steal all the floor tiles from the Central Primary hallway.
Objective #2: Ensure all cowards succeed in their objectives.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

WebcomicArtist was Lich ''Pink'' Virgo the Cook and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Advanced Plastic Surgery Program and Power Fist
Objective #1: Make the mythical deathwitch? Are you man enough to eat it?
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!

UwUer was Uwumi the Psychologist and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Double-Bladed Energy Sword
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Falconlunchables was Kelsey Best the Shaft Miner and had their body destroyed
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Holoparasites and EMP Flashlight
Objective #1: Ensure all extradimensional horrors flee the station.
Objective #2: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

TotallyNotAWizard was Syndie Kate the Research Director and had their body destroyed

Syndie Kate was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 8 TC)

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Rick Thompson, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Korchie was SHODAN the AI and survived

Objective #1: Have at least eight active cyborgs synced to you. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Phe-Vvi, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 38513 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 755.157 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Stephanie Holmes with 5980 cr!