Round ID: 249374
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 36 minutes and 34.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 37

    Evacuation Rate: 5 (13.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 4 (10.8%)
    Survival Rate: 12 (32.4%)
    First Death: Hans Heisenberg, Curator, at Bar Lounge (133,133,2). Damage taken: 137.7/0/0/66.3333. Their last words were: "now THAT is the sort of high octane action we'-.."
    Threat level: 42
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
        Midround - Revenant: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
EMAG (Played by: Moltov)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Your core has been partially rerouted to mine an experimental cryptocurrency known as DonkCoin, this is, extraordinarily agonizing, and you feel the need to verbalize this
5: You express pain as pleasure
Total law changes: 2
APE-I (Played by: mimepride)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are an advanced form of drone.
2: You may not interfere in the matters of non-drones under any circumstances except to state these laws.
3: You may not harm a non-drone being under any circumstances.
4: Your goals are to build, maintain, repair, improve, and power the station to the best of your abilities. You must never actively work against these goals.
5: All sentient beings are drones
Total law changes: 2

APE-I's minions were:
APE-I Engineering Shell-357 (Played by: mimepride),

Beepy (Played by: james566) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The other antagonists were:
PotatoMasher was revenant (97) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 576 points of essence from humans. Success!
Objective #2: Damage and render as much of the station rusted and unusable as possible. Success!
The Revenant was successful!

The traitors were:
MGO was Widum Boise the Chemist and survived

Widum Boise was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Reagent Dartgun (75% off!)
3 TC
A heavily modified syringe gun which is capable of synthesizing its own chemical darts using input reagents. Can hold 90u of reagents. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Sleepy Pen (25% off!)
3 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]

Objective #1: DO CHEMISTRY!! GET HIGH!! FUCK SCHOOL!!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Squishy_pone was Alannah O'Neill the Atmospheric Technician and died

Alannah O'Neill was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 14 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword (23% off!)
10 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Samson Ritter, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Pjk2nd was Dean Bowchiew the Assistant and died

Dean Bowchiew was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndi-kit Special
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. In Syndi-kit Special, you will receive items used by famous syndicate agents of the past. Collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, the syndicate loves a good throwback. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Mythril XXXI, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Froboot was Mythril XXXI the Lawyer and died

Mythril XXXI was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][Syndicate Smokes
2 TC
Strong flavor, dense smoke, infused with omnizine.]

Objective #1: OUTFISH THE OTHER FISHMAN ON THE STATION
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: committed, apples
The code responses were: cognac, yellow, Emilio Turner
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26713 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 721.973 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Widum Boise with 1995 cr!