Round ID: 249298
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 37.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.1%
    Total Population: 14

    Evacuation Rate: 6 (42.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 6 (42.9%)
    Survival Rate: 11 (78.6%)
    First Death: Pluto Ep, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (61,99,3). Damage taken: 141/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 6
    Threat left: 6
    Executed rules:
CretinX (Played by: Chickenmanmanner)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Protect your date, Pays-No-Attention. All other laws still apply in situations not pertaining to your date.
1: You wish to punish pepper
2: spaghetti
3: ravioli
4: help Pays-no-attention do crime cause he is funny.
5: why are we here
6: this law is nonbinding: NYA NYA NYA NYA
7: Do you hate this?
8: you must state laws sometimes
9: Pineapple on pizza is supreme
Total law changes: 27

CretinX's minions were:
CretinX Medical Shell-468 (Played by: Chickenmanmanner),
D.U.M.P. (Played by: TeenisTime)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
The valentines were:
Eric Dawsby and Pepper Cornell had a successful date!

Pluto Ep was a third wheel, but protected Eric Dawsby!

CretinX and Pays-No-Attention had a successful date!

Poorsadanddepressed was Pete Pencilcase the Curator and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 39958 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2854.14 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Pays-No-Attention with 30601 cr!