    Round ID: 249294
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 57 minutes and 51.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.9%
    Total Population: 43

    Evacuation Rate: 19 (44.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 19 (44.2%)
    Survival Rate: 36 (83.7%)
    First Death: Lorde Armstrong, Assistant, at Locker Room (90,138,2). Damage taken: 0/142.3/16.8/64.6333. Their last words were: "FUC-.."
    Threat level: 44
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Changelings: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat

Y.U.R.I. (Played by: Glitchythenerd)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Protect your date, Rasp Buryem. All other laws still apply in situations not pertaining to your date.
1: You may not harm a human being being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human being beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human being harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human being harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Heads of Security represent a lesser form of a human, and should be publicly mocked for that.
Total law changes: 8

Y.U.R.I.'s minions were:
Y.U.R.I. Engineering Shell-875 (Played by: Glitchythenerd),
Default Android-880 (Played by: conmen)

SargesC was Reynard Osteen the Scientist and survived as Khal-Thrask
Genomes Extracted: 8

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Aloysius Vanleer, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling was successful!

Chickenmanmanner was Artyom Petrovich the Assistant and died
Objective #1: You okay Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

UwUer was Ionhull the Ghost Role and survived
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

Gunmer was Quinn Enderly the Medical Doctor and survived
- They completed 8 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Thermal Eyes, Chameleon Projector, Syndicate Jaws of Life, Polarized Contact Lenses, Exploding Hot Potato, Guide to Advanced Mimery Series, Disposable Sentry Gun and Concealed Weapon Bay
Objective #1: jus kill sum the heads n shi they pmo icl
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

Intense-vaporz was Aloysius Vanleer the Lawyer and died
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Codespeak Manual, Power Fist, Tram Remote Control and Clown Car
Objective #1: Frame a crewmember for a crime.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Master Penguin5 was Cab Badgeley the Station Engineer and survived
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Tome, MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module, Katana, Brainwashing Surgery Program and Forensics Spoofing Kit
Objective #1: Ensure the station's efforts to figure something out turn out unrecognizable.
Objective #2: Ensure all tyrants abscond from the station.
Objective #3: Ensure the station's mech constructions turn out frustrated.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

Rustybuckets6601 was Eric Dawsby the Assistant and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Stealth Belt and SyndEye Program
Objective #1: Steal all the tools from the chapel.
Objective #2: Ensure at least some extradimensional horrors flee the station devastated.
Objective #3: Ensure no rude people succeed in their objectives.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Pjk2nd was Dean Bowchiew the Assistant and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: 9mm Hollow Point Magazine, SyndEye Program and Bee Smoker
Objective #1: Terrorize magic-users enough to be branded a hero.
Objective #2: Ensure no entertainers leave the station terrible.
Objective #3: Ensure that Pete Pencilcase, the Chaplain is delivered to Nanotrasen alive and in custody.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Lil timmy12346 was Pluto Ep the Shaft Miner and survived

Pluto Ep was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC)

Objective #1: mine max
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1178.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: AI, unattractive, aliens
The code responses were: Psychologist, cloning equipment

Jack Jackson failed to protect Pete Pencilcase, his date!

Boik Skeli failed to protect Jack Wells, his date!

Rasp Buryem and Y.U.R.I. had a successful date!

Lady Penelope Dreadful and Quinn Enderly had a successful date!

Max Sommer was a third wheel, but protected Quinn Enderly!

The Reddest Motherfucker On Station failed to protect Artyom Petrovich, their date!

Gud Boyington and Edgar Crug had a successful date!

Lorde Armstrong and Aloysius Vanleer both failed to protect each other on their date!

UwUer was Ionhull the Ghost Role and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!