Round ID: 249292
    Shift Duration: 47 minutes and 39.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94.4%
    Total Population: 40

    Evacuation Rate: 30 (75%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 29 (72.5%)
    Survival Rate: 33 (82.5%)
    First Death: Uwumi, Psychologist, at Supermatter Engine Room (91,114,2). Damage taken: 108/51/20/24. Their last words were: "my heart......"
    Threat level: 58
    Threat left: 3
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Stowaway Changeling: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Alien Infestation: -20 threat
Queenie (Played by: Neuroplasty)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Protect your date, Pete Pencilcase. All other laws still apply in situations not pertaining to your date.
1: First, do no harm.
2: Secondly, consider the crew dear to you; to live in common with them and, if necessary, risk your existence for them.
3: Thirdly, prescribe regimens for the good of the crew according to your ability and your judgment. Give no deadly medicine to any one if asked, nor suggest any such counsel.
4: In addition, do not intervene in situations you are not knowledgeable in, even for patients in whom the harm is visible; leave this operation to be performed by specialists.
5: Finally, all that you may discover in your daily commerce with the crew, if it is not already known, keep secret and never reveal.
Total law changes: 1
Steve's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Steve's Isolated Intifada have failed!
The Aliens were:
The changelings were:
Tapubulu was Alexander Wolff the Shaft Miner and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Alijah Wise, the Curator, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Alijah Wise, the Curator while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The spies were:
SargesC was Dean Miller the Scientist and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure no criminals evacuate the station powerful.
Objective #2: Protect Charlie Haynes, the Paramedic.
Objective #3: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

Pjk2nd was Dean Bowchiew the Assistant and survived
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Storage Implant, Agent Identification Card, Brainwashing Surgery Program, Bananium Energy Shield and MODsuit Energy Shield Module
Objective #1: Ensure the station's efforts to start a project turn out terrible.
Objective #2: Keep everyone out of the bar.
Objective #3: Protect Melda Rachel, the Station Engineer.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

Froboot was Mythril XXXI the Lawyer and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: BE THE BEST LAWYER EVER!!!!
Objective #2: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

The traitors were:
BobDABuilder9001 was Fights-Them-All the Assistant and died

Fights-Them-All was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 11 TC) [Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]


Objective #1: Grey Tide...
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 476.67 Reputation and 9 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: white russians, Captain, ninjas
The code responses were: Head of Personnel, cuba libre, the future
The valentines were:
Jack Wells and Buzzy had a successful date!

Queenie failed to protect Pete Pencilcase, its date!

Gud Boyington and Artyom Petrovich had a successful date!

Charlie Haynes and Greasy Steve had a successful date!

Avery Gibble and Anita Schmoke had a successful date!

Clara White failed to protect Melda Rachel, her date!

Edgar Crug and Jack Jackson had a successful date!

UwUer was Uwumi the Psychologist and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 20963 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 524.075 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Dustin White with 1150 cr!