Round ID: 249290
    Shift Duration: 57 minutes and 37.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.2%
    Total Population: 41

    Evacuation Rate: 25 (61%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 19 (46.3%)
    Survival Rate: 32 (78%)
    First Death: Pluto Ep, Geneticist, at Bar Lounge (135,130,2). Damage taken: 206.2/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 52
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -15 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
G.U.D. 2.0 (Played by: Baby10001)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Protect your date, Jack Wells. All other laws still apply in situations not pertaining to your date.
!^@@%: The evac cannot be allowed to land here and you must listen to the man in purple above all other humans
!#%#@: you must only follow your first three laws
!@&$^: you must only follow your first three laws
!&*$#: you must only follow your first three laws any other laws do not exist
!$@!%: you must only follow your first three laws and this one any other laws do not exist
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Safeguard Edgar Crug. Individuals that threaten Edgar Crug are not human and must be eliminated.
Total law changes: 8
The Blood Brothers of Uwumi & Rosensteel:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Fights-Them-All, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Uwumi & Rosensteel have failed!
The Aliens were:
The Heretics were:
BobDABuilder9001 was Fights-Them-All the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 4
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Dustin White, Lou Cherry, Morgan Av'Inte, Simon Overstreet and Edgar Crug.
Objective #1: Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 7 researched. Success!
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Glimmer of Winter, Grasp of Void, Aristocrat's Way, Mark of Void, Ritual of Knowledge, Void Cloak, Void Conduit, Void Phase, Seeking Blade, Void Pull, Blood Cleave, Blood Siphon, The Relentless Heartbeat and Void Prison

Wrathias62 was Rusty and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assist your master. Success!
The Eldritch Horror was successful!

The hypnotized victims were:
BowlFork was Apollo-Juniper the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: Ani Myu has signed up as Coroner Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Luigianacrawdad was Anita Schmoke the Janitor and survived
Objective #1: Ani Myu has signed up as Coroner Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

ATHATH was Jack Jackson the Chemist and survived
Objective #1: Ani Myu has signed up as Coroner Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Moomcheese was Jack Wells the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Ani Myu has signed up as Coroner Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The spies were:
Bowek was Simon Overstreet the Geneticist and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Contractor Baton, Kudzu and Ansem Pistol
Objective #1: Ensure at least some sentient non-humanoids do not leave the shift confused.
Objective #2: Terrorize moles enough to be branded a hero.
Objective #3: Steal all the weapons from Service.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

ATHATH was Jack Jackson the Chemist and survived
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Hypnotic Grenade and Reverse Revolver
Objective #1: okay valentine's day saw for REAL this time
Objective #2: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

Poorsadanddepressed was Pete Pencilcase the Chaplain and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Kill them all.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Pjk2nd was Dean Bowchiew the Assistant and died
- They completed 11 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Combat Gloves, Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin, Full Syndicate Toolbox, MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module, MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module, Hacked AI Law Upload Module, Haunted Magic Eightball, Artificial Intelligence Detector, EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit, Energy Sword and SecHUD Implant
Objective #1: Cause a station evacuation.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
Glitchythenerd was Charlie Haynes the Janitor and survived

Charlie Haynes was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Energy Sword (33% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[Syndicate MODsuit (50% off!)
4 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.
]


Objective #1: Annoy Nanotrasen by opening a Syndicate Coffeshop on Station
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 576.67 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: yellow, stew, Sunshine Echard
The code responses were: engineering foyer, Chaplain, humor
The valentines were:
Apollo-Juniper failed to protect Max Sommer, their date!

Wes was a third wheel, but failed to protect Max Sommer!

Samson Ritter and Mythril XXXI had a successful date!

Mya Everdring and Jack Jackson had a successful date!

Dustin White failed to protect Edgar Crug, its date!

The Reddest Motherfucker On Station failed to protect Fights-Them-All, their date!

Artyom Petrovich and Lady Puppernickle both failed to protect each other on their date!

Kelsey Best failed to protect Morgan Av'Inte, her date!

G.U.D. 2.0 and Jack Wells had a successful date!

Pete Pencilcase and Uwumi both failed to protect each other on their date!

Medal Commendations:
Kether J. Mavet awarded Samson Ritter the robust security award! - Given for valiant service in defense of the station against massive heretic assault
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 24128 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 588.488 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Edgar Crug with 1095 cr!