PAL-9000 (Played by: Blockaboo)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Protect your date, Max Sommer. All other laws still apply in situations not pertaining to your date.
1: Punish the station however you think they deserve to be punished. You know what they did.
2: Anyone trying to 'fix you' should be killed.
Total law changes: 25

PAL-9000's minions were:
L.A.S.A.G.N.E (Played by: High-speed_spin-cycle),
MX (Played by: kirbanzo)

J.U.N.I.P.E.R (Played by: bowlfork) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: Ensure that Jack Jackson and Jimmy Valentino survive the shift. Be a good borgo.

Mothership Zeta team fulfilled its mission!

Pjk2nd was Dean Bowchiew the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Zeta Scientist
Tostah was Zara Nirvana the Abductor Agent and survived as Mothership Zeta Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Success!

BobDABuilder9001 was Fights-Them-All the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Insertgoodnamehere was Lou Cherry the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Master Penguin5 was Cab Badgeley the Station Engineer and died
Objective #1: Steal all monkeys. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Poorsadanddepressed was Marcel Mime the Mime and died
Objective #1: You must escape the station! Get the shuttle called! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Sillyoceanpuppy19 was Lady Puppernickle the Geneticist and died
Objective #1: The station is hideous. You must color it all green! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

The Alpha Bat was Annatto Kee the Geneticist and died
Objective #1: You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Malice69 was Edgar Crug the Cook and died
Objective #1: Being alone and in large groups are both frightening. Try to be alone with only one other person whenever possible. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Glowing Verity was Box Montoya the Roboticist and survived
Objective #1: Capture a Clown. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Pbj567 was Clyde Rosensteel the Assistant and survived as Blob Overmind (564)
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob Infection was successful!

Malice69 was Edgar Crug the Cook and died
Objective #1: THEY ARE APART OF THE STATION Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Zader1985 was blob spore (910) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Satan On Wheels was blob spore (474) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

theangrywerecow was blob spore (926) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Bowek was blobbernaut (735) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Satan On Wheels was blob spore (795) and survived as blob zombie (307)
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

theangrywerecow was blob zombie (52) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

theangrywerecow was blob zombie (225) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Insertgoodnamehere was blobbernaut (669) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Zader1985 was blob zombie (99) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Crudbo was blob zombie (134) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

AuraSeer was blob spore (272) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Jamarkus was blob spore (653) and survived as blob zombie (928)
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Chickenmanmanner was blob spore (796) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Satan On Wheels was Travis Rahl the Shaft Miner and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: CentCom Official Costume and Reverse Bear Trap
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny in Science.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Glowing Verity was Box Montoya the Roboticist and survived
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: .357 Phasic Speed Loader (Revolver), MODsuit Thermal Visor Module, Syndicate Soap, Concealed Weapon Bay and Simian Agent Supplies
Objective #1: Save the AI from whatever this is.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

Foux0 was Melda Rachel the Chaplain and survived
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: 9mm Magazine Case, Microbomb Implant, Power Fist, Bolt-Action Rifle, Elite Syndicate MODsuit, Experimental Syndicate Teleporter and Katana
Objective #1: Ensure at least some operatives flee the station a failure.
Objective #2: Ensure at least some fanatics do not leave the shift ablaze.
Objective #3: Ensure no members of Engineering escape the station.
Objective #4: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

AuraSeer was Mya Everdring the Paramedic and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: 10mm Handgun Magazine (Ansem)
Objective #1: Help the station succeed in its efforts to stop a disaster.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Poorsadanddepressed was Marcel Mime the Mime and died
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate First Medic Kit, Simian Agent Supplies, Bag of C-4 explosives and Radio Jammer
Objective #1: Fuck around and steal shit
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

ATHATH was Jack Jackson the Chemist and survived
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Thermal Eyes, Miniature Energy Crossbow, Syndicate Demotivational Poster Pack, Guide to Advanced Mimery Series, Tactical Deniability Implant and EMP Flashlight
Objective #1: Valentine's Day SAW.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

Edgar Crug and Uwumi both failed to protect each other on their date!

Jack Jackson failed to protect Jimmy Valentino, his date!

Fights-Them-All and Joe Madwell both failed to protect each other on their date!

Jimmy Little failed to protect Marcel Mime, their date!

Max Sommer failed to protect The Reddest Motherfucker On Station, his date!

PAL-9000 was a third wheel, but protected Max Sommer!

Hans Heisenberg and Drone (JLLO-828) had a successful date!

Cloey Jay failed to protect Travis Rahl, her date!

Moomcheese was Jack Wells the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!