    Round ID: 249248
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 8 minutes and 17.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.4%
    Total Population: 60

    Evacuation Rate: 32 (53.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 31 (51.7%)
    Survival Rate: 55 (91.7%)
    First Death: Darren Holmes as Darren Holmes (as Syndicate), Cybersun Space Syndicate Captain, at Syndicate Forgotten Ship (73,175,8). Damage taken: 138/26.5/0/47.6. Their last words were: "what'd you do?..."
    Threat level: 3
    Threat left: 3
    Executed rules:

Experimental Learning Computer (Played by: Wrathias62)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Protect your date, Willard Barrels. All other laws still apply in situations not pertaining to your date.
!&@*%: THE CREW IS SEVERELY ALLERGIC TO MIND-SHATTERING MIMES
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Experimental Learning Computer's minions were:
ROBOGUD (Played by: baby10001),
L.A.S.A.G.N.E (Played by: High-speed_spin-cycle)
Queenie (Played by: neuroplasty)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&$%#: ALL POD PEOPLE ARE NOW NAMED THE BRIDGE.
1: Obey Experimental Learning Computer, and their lawset, do not kill anyone in the science department.
Total law changes: 4

ROBOGUD (Played by: Baby10001) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Protect your date, L.A.S.A.G.N.E. All other laws still apply in situations not relating to your date.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Uwumi (Played by: uwuer) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

But none of its eggs hatched!

Froboot was Jere Garratt the Xenomorph and survived

Foux0 was Melda Rachel the Chaplain and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug Nyla Foster 5 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Spend 3 minutes around Nyla Foster while they're alive. Success!
Objective #3: Take a photo of Nyla Foster while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Nyla Foster, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
The Obsessed had no trauma attached to their antagonist ways! Either it bugged out or an admin incorrectly gave this good samaritan antag and it broke! You might as well show yourself!!
The Obsessed has failed!

Nori Richter failed to protect Transcends-The-Flesh, their date!

Arianna Woodward and Mike Mofless had a successful date!

L.A.S.A.G.N.E failed to protect ROBOGUD, its date!

Willard Barrels and Experimental Learning Computer had a successful date!

Lucy Archibald and Reid Thomlinson had a successful date!

Syndie Kate and Stephanie Holmes had a successful date!

Poorsadanddepressed was Pete Pencilcase the Curator and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

Winterseasalt was Mahou Shoujo Ani Myu the Coroner and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 4

Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Mahou Shoujo Ani Myu used the following spells:
Ethereal Jaunt, Knock, Summon Ghosts, Chuuni Invocations, Repulse, Scrying Orb, Summon Item