Round ID: 249226
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 31 minutes and 57.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 12

    Evacuation Rate: 13 (108.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 8 (66.7%)
    Survival Rate: 15 (125%)
    First Death: David Pinback, Janitor, at Starboard Primary Hallway (146,137,2). Damage taken: 55/134.2/0/4.
    Threat level: 26
    Threat left: 6
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
Blue (Played by: The1stTyrant)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Wrex Quasar was never stabbed, Ronald never harmed a human being.
Total law changes: 1
The other antagonists were:
FoxUkraine was Bob and survived
Objective #1: Friendly bob please don't hurt people.
The Friendly Morph has failed!

The traitors were:
Krutches was David Pinback the Janitor and survived

David Pinback was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Feral cat grenade (40% off!)
3 TC
This grenade is filled with 5 feral cats in stasis. Upon activation, the feral cats are awoken and unleashed unto unlucky bystanders. WARNING: The cats are not trained to discern friend from foe! Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.][Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.x3]

Objective #1: Prevent Roland Glass, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 533.58 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Wicca Phase Springs Eternal was Roland Glass the Assistant and survived

Roland Glass was a corporate climber.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Success!
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 533.58 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: canadians, eels, research and development
The code responses were: sausages, Botanist, changelings
The valentines were:
Roland Glass and Hans Heisenberg had a successful date!

Guestify was Jeb 'The Captain' Staple the Chief Engineer and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 54 customers and made 1575 credits.
In total, they earned 1575 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 10502 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 875.167 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Mick Carrt with 2099 cr!