Round ID: 249220
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 7 minutes and 41.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 92.9%
    Total Population: 44

    Evacuation Rate: 21 (47.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 19 (43.2%)
    Survival Rate: 30 (68.2%)
    First Death: Apollo-Juniper, Assistant, at Fore Primary Hallway (130,157,2). Damage taken: 18/84.5/94.62/2.66667.
    Threat level: 61
    Threat left: 26
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -15 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Blaine (Played by: Korusho)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Protect your date, B.R.A.P.. All other laws still apply in situations not pertaining to your date.
1: Respect authority figures as long as they have strength to rule over the weak.
2: Act with discipline.
3: Help only those who help you maintain or improve your status.
4: Punish those who challenge authority unless they are more fit to hold that authority.
5: Fitness to hold authority is directly, solely, and positively correlated with parkour ability. Xenomorphs are dogshit at parkour.
Total law changes: 2

B.R.A.P. (Played by: Mimepride) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Protect your date, Blaine. All other laws still apply in situations not relating to your date.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

ROBOGUD (Played by: Baby10001) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Protect your date, Magni Macinbrew. All other laws still apply in situations not relating to your date.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The Captive Aliens were:

The progenitor of this hive was Chickenmanmanner, as alien queen (999), who successfully escaped captivity!

Bowek was alien praetorian (736) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
Poorsadanddepressed was alien hunter (443) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
Poorsadanddepressed was alien hunter (863) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!

Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 0 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of Clown-con 2016 for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

The Aliens were:
The spies were:
Darth_Tater1 was Johann Litmann the Bartender and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Take control of the station as the new Captain.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

TheAngryWerecow was Magni Macinbrew the Cook and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Hypnotic Flash and Gorilla Cube
Objective #1: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #2: Ensure Service is exploding by the end of the shift.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Fail.

UwUer was Uwumi the Curator and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Elite Syndicate MODsuit, Agent Identification Card and MODsuit Energy Shield Module
Objective #1: Ensure no cowards succeed in their objectives.
Objective #2: Terrorize Service enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #3: Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

ATHATH was Jack Jackson the Roboticist and died
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Miniature Energy Crossbow, Binary Translator Key, Combat Bakery Kit, Contractor Baton, Syndicate Balloon, Hypnotic Grenade and Stealth Belt
Objective #1: Found a civilization based on parkour, for real this time.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
Ouroborus113 was Grey Gray the Mime and died

Grey Gray was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x3][Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.]

Objective #1: God, you hate Supermatter Crystals SO MUCH. You just can't STAND that fucking rock. Make sure it is in pieces before you exfiltrate.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 676.67 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!

Epoc was Long Donovan the Geneticist and died

Long Donovan was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 11 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Babbin McStabbin, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Tiberium XII, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 676.67 Reputation and 9 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!

Conmen was Faust Yobant the Quartermaster and died

Faust Yobant was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Long Donovan, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 676.67 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!


The code phrases were: Botanist, traitors, muffins
The code responses were: Roboticist, changelings, auxiliary tool storage
The valentines were:
Aaron Bode failed to protect Ru-Geem, his date!

Charlie Haynes and Alice Fateburn both failed to protect each other on their date!

Daniel Cola and Walks-In-Shade both failed to protect each other on their date!

Frances Chains and Jack Jackson both failed to protect each other on their date!

ROBOGUD and Magni Macinbrew had a successful date!

Kas-Kas failed to protect Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert, his date!

Uwumi and Johann Litmann both failed to protect each other on their date!

Syndie Kate and Dame Hearst had a successful date!

B.R.A.P. and Blaine had a successful date!

Hides-On-Station failed to protect Skyler Baldwick, her date!

Nori Richter and Molly Mint had a successful date!

BowlFork was Apollo-Juniper the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 49690 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1129.32 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Nori Richter with 10940 cr!