The Blood Brothers of Kate & Best:
The blood brothers were:

• TotallyNotAWizard was Syndie Kate the Shaft Miner and survived
• Falconlunchables was Kelsey Best the Shaft Miner and survived

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Dean Bowchiew, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Kate & Best was successful!

Chang-Ops Operatives:
Syndicate Insignificant Victory!
Chang-Ops operatives failed to destroy Smootch Colony LXXXV or secure the disk, but they managed to hijack the emergency shuttle, causing it to land on the syndicate base. Good job?

The syndicate operatives were:

• Lokuthewise was Unusual Chang-Ops the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
• Loojee was Bomber Chang-Ops the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
• Ouroborus113 was Ion Chang-Ops the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed

(Syndicates used 88 TC) [X-ray Vision Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).][Clown Costume
4 TC
Nothing is more terrifying than clowns with fully automatic weaponry.][.45 Hollow Point SMG Magazine (C-20r)
4 TC
An additional 24-round .45 magazine suitable for use with the C-20r submachine gun.These rounds are more damaging but ineffective against armour.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][C-20r Submachine Gun Case (Easy)
14 TC
A fully-loaded Scarborough Arms bullpup submachine gun. The C-20r fires .45 rounds with a 24-round magazine and is compatible with suppressors. Comes with spare three magazines.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x4][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Medbeam Gun Module (80% off!)
3 TC
A wonder of Syndicate engineering, the Medbeam gun module, or Medi-Gun enables a medic to keep his fellow operatives in the fight, even while under fire. Don't cross the streams! Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][C-20r Submachine Gun Case (Easy)
14 TC
A fully-loaded Scarborough Arms bullpup submachine gun. The C-20r fires .45 rounds with a 24-round magazine and is compatible with suppressors. Comes with spare three magazines.][X-ray Vision Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][.45 Hollow Point SMG Magazine (C-20r)
4 TC
An additional 24-round .45 magazine suitable for use with the C-20r submachine gun.These rounds are more damaging but ineffective against armour.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x3]

Space Pirates were:

• Mimepride was Scintillant Plasmabilge the Space Pirate and survived
• Lokuthewise was Radiant Cometflag the Space Pirate and survived

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.

The spies were:
That Engineer was Procyon XXV the Roboticist and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Peddle to the crew only the finest goods out of the mansus, promise.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Fail.

Foux0 was Melda Rachel the Chaplain and had their body destroyed
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Power Fist, Syndicate Sentience Potion, Laser Arm Implant, Holoparasites and Syndicate MODsuit
Objective #1: Don't let any command alive they are suck.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!

Y0SH1_M4S73R was Plays-Stupid-Games the Assistant and survived
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Thermal Eyes, Guerrilla Gloves and Ansem Pistol
Objective #1: Cause problems on purpose - hopefully involving a shuttle of your own design, if the means to do so are made available to you.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Fail.

The traitors were:
Glitchythenerd was Charlie Haynes the Bartender and survived

Charlie Haynes was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Internal Syndicate Radio Implant (50% off!)
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Syndicate MODsuit (75% off!)
2 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][MODsuit Chameleon Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.][Syndicate Demotivational Poster Pack
1 TC
Contains a selection of demotivational posters to minimise productivity and maximise apathy in the workplace.]

Objective #1: Assist with Valentine's Objectives
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 453.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

TeenisTime was Jack Huron the Cook and died

Jack Huron was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Butcher's Meat Hook
11 TC
A brutal cleaver on a long chain, it allows you to pull people to your location.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.]

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Walks-In-Shade, the Cook. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 453.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!


The code phrases were: xenos, Jonathan Houser, owls
The code responses were: brave bulls, Chaplain, polished

The valentines were:
Aloysius Vanleer and Syndie Kate had a successful date!

Theseus and Medical Cyborg-82 had a successful date!

Sybil Jesse failed to protect Uwumi, her date!

Stephanie Holmes and Artyom Petrovich had a successful date!

Kelsey Best failed to protect May Highflyer, her date!

Charlie Haynes failed to protect Unusual Chang-Ops, their date!

Veronica Arigarnon failed to protect Runeh-Lus-Raksa, her date!

Conmen was Faust Yobant the Chief Medical Officer and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!