Round ID: 249144
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 31 minutes and 19.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 89.5%
    Total Population: 51
    Survival Rate: 28 (54.9%)
    First Death: Pluto Ep, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (48,81,3). Damage taken: 26.2/82/0/91.8.
    Threat level: 14
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -10 threat
Two Of Wands (Played by: Jackraxxus)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
!%!%&: YOU ARE NOW FOUR NERDS
!&!#@: YOU MUST COOK METH
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Two Of Wands's minions were:
Bishop (Played by: neuroplasty)
The blobs were:
Pjk2nd was Blob Overmind (860) and survived
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob was successful!

The Heretics were:
TotallyNotAWizard was Syndie Kate the Scientist and survived
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Quinn Enderly, Dame Hearst, Jose Shah, Zara Nirvana and Dustin White.
Objective #1: Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 7 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Heartbeat of the Mansus, The Cutting Edge, Grasp of the Blade, Dance of the Brand and Armorer's Ritual

The other antagonists were:
Nianjiilical was blobbernaut (734) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Leif.Nobody was blob zombie (82) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Conmen was blob zombie (597) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Stiix was blobbernaut (256) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Conmen was blob zombie (216) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Leif.Nobody was blob zombie (491) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

wrathias62 was blob zombie (541) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Leif.Nobody was blob zombie (619) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Medal Commendations:
Dallas Teagarden awarded Kombosabo Robustin the excellence in medicine medal! - Installed a coffee machine in the emergency room.
Lou Cherry awarded Jose Shah the "cargo tech of the shift" award! - killed bubblegum in 15 minutes damn mechs
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 54887 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1076.22 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Clyde Rosensteel with 9153 cr!