Round ID: 249119
Shift Duration: 24 minutes and 51 seconds
Station Integrity: Destroyed
Total Population: 24
Survival Rate: 1 (4.2%)
First Death: Gold XL, Security Officer, at Fore Central Primary Hallway (96,172,3). Damage taken: 215.9/0/0/0.
Threat level: 80
Threat left: 25
Executed rules:
Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
Midround - Paradox Clone: -5 threat
F.A.T.A.L.I.S. (Played by: Kidgenius702)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: nukies are not human and cause human harm
Total law changes: 1
The blood brothers were:
- UwUer was Uwumi the Cook and died
- VY_Kraken_Yv was Iris'Ka the Mime and died
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
Success!Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat
Fail.Objective #3: Prevent Clara White, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The Blood Brothers of Uwumi & Iris'Ka have failed! Total Annihilation!BONKERS operatives destroyed Houseruled Safety Complex XLVII but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!
- Bowek was Cyborg BONKERS the Nuclear Operative and died
- Chickenmanmanner was Cretin BONKERS the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
- Kuriketto was Peacekeeper BONKERS the Nuclear Operative and died
(Syndicates used 90 TC)
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Bulldog Shotgun Case (Moderate) (25% off!)
6 TC
A fully-loaded 2-round burst fire drum-fed shotgun, complete with a secondary magazine you can hotswap. The gun has a handy label to explain how. Compatible with all 12g rounds. Designed for close quarter anti-personnel engagements. Comes with three spare magazines. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][
Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][
MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][
12g Buckshot Drum (Bulldog)
2 TC
An additional 8-round buckshot magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Front towards enemy.][
Bulldog Shotgun Case (Moderate) (25% off!)
6 TC
A fully-loaded 2-round burst fire drum-fed shotgun, complete with a secondary magazine you can hotswap. The gun has a handy label to explain how. Compatible with all 12g rounds. Designed for close quarter anti-personnel engagements. Comes with three spare magazines. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
Syndicate Minibomb (33% off!)
4 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
Chameleon Projector (85% off!)
1 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).][
Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][
Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part.][
Chameleon Projector (85% off!)
1 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2] The members were:
- Dramatic_Pause was Head Intern Cherry the ERT Generic and died
- Mimepride was Intern Trovato the ERT Generic and died
- Xzero314 was Intern Costello the ERT Generic and died
- Kidgenius702 was Intern Dean the ERT Generic and died
- Boobadooba was Intern Hirleman the ERT Generic and died
- ZeroKelvn was Intern Donkin the ERT Generic and died
- TheDrunkenPumpkin was Intern Howe the ERT Generic and died
Objective #1: Assist in conflict resolution.
Success!The Horde of Interns was successful! Conmen was Lepidophelia the Paradox Clone and died
Objective #1: Murder and replace Lepidophelia, the Botanist. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!
Vespa123123 was
Samson Lafontaine the
Bartender and
diedSamson Lafontaine
was an MI13 agent.(used 20 TC)
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Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.][
Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.][
Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.]Objective #1: Assassinate Michelle Willaims, the Geneticist.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Clara White, the Station Engineer.
Success!Objective #3: Die a glorious death.
Success!The traitor had a total of 236.17 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!Boobadooba was
Michelle Willaims the
Geneticist and
had their body destroyedMichelle Willaims
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 25 TC)
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Simian Agent Reinforcements
6 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena.][
Magillitis Serum Autoinjector
15 TC
A single-use autoinjector which contains an experimental serum that causes rapid muscular growth in Hominidae. Side-affects may include hypertrichosis, violent outbursts, and an unending affinity for bananas. Now also contains regenerative chemicals to keep users healthy as they exercise their newfound muscles.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 236.17 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!TheAngryWerecow was
Lepidophelia the
Botanist and
diedLepidophelia
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 18 TC)
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Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][
Evil Seedling
8 TC
A rare seed we have recovered that grows into a dangerous species that will aid you with your tasks!][
Contractor Baton
7 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated.][
Decoy Nuclear Authentication Disk
1 TC
It's just a normal disk. Visually it's identical to the real deal, but it won't hold up under closer scrutiny by the Captain. Don't try to give this to us to complete your objective, we know better!]Objective #1: Prevent Echo Lalya, the Janitor, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #2: Destroy F.A.T.A.L.I.S., the experimental AI.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 236.17 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: engineering foyer, Veteran Security Advisor, purpleThe code responses were: frozen, engineering storage - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 7452 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 310.5 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Cecilia Vujic with 650 cr!