Round ID: 248865
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 10 minutes and 48 seconds
    Station Integrity: 92.4%
    Total Population: 33
    Survival Rate: 16 (48.5%)
    First Death: Magnus Manson, Chemist, at Medbay Treatment Center (157,89,2). Damage taken: 229.7/0/0/0.5.
    Threat level: 54
    Threat left: 14
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Blob Infection: -10 threat
ApocalypseNoodle Alpha (Played by: EkarusRyndren)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

ApocalypseNoodle Alpha's minions were:
Spaghetti O.S. (Played by: AtexHoffman69) (Deactivated),
B.O.L.O.G.N.E.S.E. (Played by: High-speed_spin-cycle) (Deactivated),
Default Android-806 (Played by: mrhunter1121),
D.E.R.P.Y (Played by: squishypone) (Deactivated)
The blobs were:
Finder559 was Tristan Buttermilk the Cook and survived as Blob Overmind (565)
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob Infection was successful!

The other antagonists were:
EnterTheJake was blobbernaut (904) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Crudbo was blobbernaut (463) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Admiral_awesome130 was blob zombie (235) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

TeenisTime was blob zombie (444) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

The traitors were:
MizukiYoshino was Cloey Jay the Assistant and survived

Cloey Jay was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 51 TC) [Storage Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[Internal Syndicate Radio Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.
]
[Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.
]


Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Success!
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 1164.18 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

ItsYaBoi was Skyler Baldwick the Station Engineer and survived

Skyler Baldwick was an MI13 agent.
(used 24 TC) [Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.
]
[.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.
]
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]
[.357 Speed Loader (25% off!)
3 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]


Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Magnus Manson, the Chemist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 712.24 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

WarpedGlo was Philbert Honksnikov the Station Engineer and died

Philbert Honksnikov was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Gavin Jones, the Paramedic. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Gavin Jones, the Paramedic, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 693.92 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!

Ouroborus113 was Cherry Graves the Shaft Miner and survived

Cherry Graves was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (28% off!)
5 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Success!
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 693.92 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent was successful!


The code phrases were: Chief Medical Officer, time, drunken blumpkin
The code responses were: manly dorfs, silly, snowmen
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 21899 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 663.606 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Cherry Graves with 9036 cr!