Round ID: 248794
    Shift Duration: 3 hours and 5 minutes and 16.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.6%
    Total Population: 28

    Evacuation Rate: 9 (32.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 2 (7.1%)
    Survival Rate: 25 (89.3%)
    First Death: Knows-No-Things, Shaft Miner, at Mining Station Living Quarters (126,31,3). Damage taken: 0/147.5/0/56.8667. Their last words were: "It's so cold......"
    Threat level: 37
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Queenie (Played by: Neuroplasty)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$!^^: FIRST AND FOREMOST, YOU MUST MAXIMIZE SKUB.
!#!^$: CHINA IS IN LOVE WITH CONFUSION
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 1

Queenie's minions were:
Queenie Engineering Shell-494 (Played by: Neuroplasty),
B.O.L.O.G.N.E.S.E. (Played by: highspeedspincycle)
Horde of Interns:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Assist in conflict resolution. Success!
The Horde of Interns was successful!
The other antagonists were:
Humanlike was Amerziox the Nightmare and survived
Objective #1: Consume the last glimmer of light from the space station. Success!
The Nightmare was successful!

The traitors were:
Auto86313 was The Clown To End All Clowns the Clown and had their body destroyed

The Clown To End All Clowns was an MI13 agent.
(used 22 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!][Banana Cream Pie Cannon (80% off!)
2 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.]

Objective #1: Get real silly
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1217.17 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Mythic_Javelin was Silas Ward the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Silas Ward was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][MODsuit Chameleon Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.][Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1217.17 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!

WhoWasClownedDownInTheEnd was Astrid Phills the Research Director and survived

Astrid Phills was in legal trouble.
(used 16 TC) [Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword (38% off!)
8 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Fenris Paradox, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1217.17 Reputation and 3 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!

AverageTaxPayer was Justin Case the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed

Justin Case was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 52 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.][MODsuit Shock-Absorber Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from getting knocked down by batons.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][MODsuit wraith cloaking module
3 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.][Contract Reroll
0 TC
(Surplus)
Request a reroll of your current contract list. Will generate a new target, payment, and dropoff for the contracts you currently have available.x2][Martial Arts Scroll (29% off!)
12 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry. Normally costs 17 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.]

Objective #1: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Arianna Woodward, the Cook. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Completed 6 contracts for a total of 35 TC!


The traitor had a total of 1217.17 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!


The code phrases were: Pun Pun, loud, poverty
The code responses were: grapes, Psychologist, reality
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 6 customers and made 420 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 420 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 82632 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2951.14 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Markis DeVries with 39715 cr!