    Round ID: 248581
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 16 minutes and 26 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 35

    Evacuation Rate: 23 (65.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 22 (62.9%)
    Survival Rate: 31 (88.6%)
    First Death: Spoiler Alert, Clown, at Bar Lounge (140,131,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 31
    Threat left: 7
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -16 threat
        Midround - Dangerous Space Pirates: -8 threat

Apron (Played by: Uwumacaronitime)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 0

Apron's minions were:
Space Invader V0.9 (Played by: foil12),
Beep (Played by: meow12)

Tostah was Warlord Solarsalt the Space Pirate and died
mystralta was Footsoldier Laserfish the Space Pirate and died

Loot stolen:
+12 credits: Received 100 cm3 of iron.
Total loot value : 12/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.

Tostah was Zara Nirvana the Cook and died
Objective #1: You will not hurt Jonny Gambler or tell anyone that you have been brainwashed. You will give Jonny Gambler anything he asks for. You will resume normally otherwise. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

Illucient was Jonny Gambler the Chaplain and died
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Brainwashing Surgery Program, 12g Slug Drum (Bulldog), Dehydrated Space Carp and Energy Dagger
Objective #1: Ensure all hooligans succeed in their objectives.
Objective #2: Steal all the weapons from departures.
Objective #3: Ensure at least some thieves do not leave the shift serene.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Tostah was Zara Nirvana the Cook and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Gloves of the North Star
Objective #1: Cause a station evacuation.
Objective #2: Help the station succeed in its genetic research.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

Wildorado was Reid Thomlinson the Atmospheric Technician and survived
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Storage Implant, Thermal Imaging Glasses, Syndicate Sticker Pack, Syndicate Revolver, GLA Brand Mail Counterfeit Kit and Combat Gloves
Objective #1: Keep everyone out of genetics.
Objective #2: Make it difficult but not impossible to abscond from the station.
Objective #3: Protect Kolmi Dorsett, the Head of Personnel.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Dankstorm was Jade Benette the Chemist and survived
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Smoke Grenades, Syndicate Minibomb, Elite Syndicate MODsuit and Reagent Dartgun
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny in Medical.
Objective #2: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 32278 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 922.229 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Pantomime with 2167 cr!